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Dover - The Aftermath Of Hurricane Robby

I’m pretty sure the only thing keeping Robby Gordon from getting his head handed to him regularly is that he’s a real gentleman and admits straight up to everyone involved when he throws up all over his shoes.

If it’s not parts falling off his car causing a debris caution or a wreck every week, then he’s running into at least one other driver per race. Makes me wonder if he’s actually a member of The Wallace family.

Today at Dover, the roulette wheel settled on my driver (Jamie McMurray) to incur the wrath of Robby Gordon, a.k.a. Chief Running Black Cloud.

Jamie had at minimum a top 10 car if not a top 5 and was knocked straight into the turn 3 and 4 wall because Mr. Murphy's evil brother in the 7 car took aim at my driver.

I’m at a loss for more words on that. Gonna have a BIG sip of Crown Royal and toast Squire James, Larry Carter, the new pit/garage crew and the 26 itself.

Now then ......

The Ryder Cup. Good on ya, Team USA !!!! Seriously intense golf played by true masters, filled with emotional outbursts that thankfully are not normal to the sport. I just wish Padraig would have won a match - a great guy.

My Dull Finz up and shocked the Foobawl world. I had zero inkling they had that kind of game in them. Rickey stopped smokin' weed and talkin' with the gurus long enough to run solid. Chad Pennington looked really as-one with the team and the defense came up big almost every time.

Kenny Solomon
Typical Bitter God-Clinging Gun Owner ….. and NASCAR fan