That sucked. That sucked hard.

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Oy vey, how can anybody watch that garbage they had on the TV the other day. You know what Im talking about, that soccer game they played in the USSR. Talk about a sleep aid. And you see how it ended? Penalty kicks? I just watched the most boring sport ever devised (go ahead, include darts and bowling, the statement still stands) and it is ended with some guy standing 3 feet from a 300 foot wide net firing the ball at some hapless sucker they stuck in goal? I mean, nobody had a coin to flip, or what?
Some kid from Calgary had to man up and end it. Ive played golf with the guy, his girls a dime.

So now America, your thinking you need some sports pepto to cure you of the bends you got watching that awful game. TG for the NHL. This saturday the Stanley Cup Finals begin. Hurray for a real beautiful game!

Its North America (Pittsburg) vs the World (Detriot) for your viewing pleasure.

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